Highlight video with shitty techno music or it didn’t happen.

Yadi’s got some lofty expectations based on my experience watching Mexican baseball.

By the way, if Deadspin had a whole vertical dedicated to side by side comparisons of local announcers calls of big plays, I wouldn’t object.

It just means more.

It was perfectly obvious to me.

Snowflake. Should have to return all his money back to the team for quitting. Cause apparently athletes follow different laws than normal people.

It just means more.

S-E-C! S-E-C!

Not nearly bitter enough.

Can’t remember who it was, but there was an English player with a university degree who would read the broadsheets instead of the tabloids when on the team bus, and his mates thought this made him a toff and they would throw buns at him. Imagine if someone like John Urschel played there.

Michael Owen has only ever watched 8 films in his entire life

And has never read a book

Love Kerry’s face as his wife comes sliding at mach 1. It’s pretty much the look of yes, its official: every member of my family has now embarrassed me during this video call

What nanny? The woman is his wife: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4300896/BBC-expert-s-live-interview-gatecrashed-children.html

Kramer comes flying in the fuckin door.

+1 Home run.

Also, as a side note, I received an email from Marriott today:

Yes, I hate when other people know things. What fucking assholes.

The guy who scored the fourth-most points on the fucking Dream Team.

If you hate hearing about Tebow, your anger should be directed at the sports website that continually updates you on his baseball “career”. They have every damn right to choose to ignore him, but instead they put out an article talking about how ridiculous it is for the Mets to play him in this game, thus bringing…

the God stuff is the reason he gets so many opportunities to suck which I find extra-irritating.