Stadiums are never good deals for cities, but if I was Detroit I’d make exception here if Gilbert pledged to live in the jail.

I think we’ve got competing jokes going on here.

Yes, I’m sure the American people will start voting in their best interests soon. Any time now really. Wait for it. Aaaaand.....

They won’t be back, though. Matt Ryan, against all odds, was an elite quarterback for a little while until the Patriots solved the riddle. Next season he’ll come crashing back down to Earth and won’t have anywhere near the same success he had this season and he’ll lose the division, while the Patriots will win the AFC…

New England Pats fan. Zolak is good for a funny clip every once in a blue moon. But really, you will never, NEVER replace Gil Santos and Gino Cappelletti. Ever. It was never going to be a fair comparison to whomever came after them.

I don’t know about overwhelmed—just make the incredibly easy decision to run the ball 3 straight times. Kick the field goal, then you win. That’s it.

Actually think the Falcons feel more like 04 Eagles or 08 Cardinals, a team that missed their one shot and faded from history. Shanahan leaving clouds things. Plus the NFC will only get tougher. Dallas will get stronger, Green Bay and the Seahawks will threaten, the Eagles and Bucs will improve. Even in that division,…

You root for some random ass teams.

The Emptyhad.

Feels hyperbolic

What’s a conscious?

listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

...NCAA ...an institution with any morals or ethics.

If the NCAA doesn’t give Baylor the Death Penalty after this, then they can never again consider themselves an institution with any morals or ethics.

Burn this program down

FS1 is so fucking clueless. People don’t want some slightly right leaning version of ESPN. They should look at Katie Nolan, who is one of their only success stories. Embrace the alternative sports commentary angle. Instead of filling your panels with shitty former players, fill it with Twitter personalities that have…

Most fraternities don’t sexually assault and piss on pledges.

Young man smokes marijuana; is knucklehead.

The small amount of weed allegedly found on him meant the offense only amounted to a citation that will not show up on his criminal record.

wimps.