Quite the opposite:

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

Wait what?

To be fair, his “not winning” with Messi amounted to getting barely edged out in La Liga and Champions League by a great Atletico squad, the Copa del Rey by a Gareth Bale wonder goal and then two straight finals against Chile in penalties.

Jeez, typing that just made me realize how much Martino is the perfect coach to…

“It’s my party, and Accra if I want to, Accra if I want to...”

no its a fish

White men fighting in Philly? Yawn.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

Nice joke.

nailed it.

Is this a joke???? What about the first amendment? Freedom of speech?

The Double Secret Super Unwritten Rules say no penalty for a game-winning walkoff for a team needing a win and came back twice late in the game. And I say that as a Phillies fan. Also, fuck you Edubray Ramos and Jeanmar Gomez. Blew a 3-run lead in the 9th and a 2-run lead in the 11th. Christ, the Mets can bat flip all…

I actually am a Mailman and while I’d like to defend this the truth is...we suck haha

When reached for comment on his 2 injured alums, Art Briles displayed his typical level of sympathy

No kidding , when he makes the cover of Sports Illustrated for Kids then we can talk.

He always kills it on Stern. May favorite is him and Artie Lange talking about the time Bob Uecker invited them into the booth at spring training. Note: the ubiquitous profanity is unbleeped.

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

I didn’t know Tommy pitched. Greg Maddux was the master of that, though.

Let’s go through it.