My big thing in middle school was wearing jeans where the hem had been pulled apart from the bottom almost up to the knee. After opening it, you inserted a large triangle of brightly colored fabric, sewed it back together, and BAM: bell bottoms.

The first rule of White Club is: You do not talk about White Club. The second rule of White Club is: You do not talk about White Club.

I DONT SEE HAIR COLOR

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Oh lord, I have seen this article all over my facebook news feed this week and IT. IS. NAUSEATING. I was hoping Jez would make fun of it. :)

I wish!

I actually bothered the Netflix customer service rep about the My Little Pony news because it's my kid's favorite show,and she said that they're trying to renegotiate the license but it hasn't come through yet. Which I take with a pinch of salt given the source, but it was nice to hear the Elements of Harmony may…

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

Little do they suspect that once puberty hits, those boys will all gain superpowers. Puberty gives boys the ability to juggle semi-trucks with their testicles, and fire lasers from their mouths, thus improving their basketball ability beyond the reach of girls, who upon puberty only gain boobs.

if you cry when you lose, you're a sore loser. if you cry because you lose to girls, you're a sexist sore loser, and learning a lesson like this will only help you grow as a person.

I see one trolly type is making comments about boys and puberty, but honestly I think this all misses the point: the girls winning may not last forever, but for now they have the confidence to know that they can even TRY (and sometimes succeed) at standing up to a group of male humans and win.

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.

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You're welcome. I imagine anyone who works in my field and everyone who suffers with mental illness would be annoyed seeing other people tossing terms like that around mindlessly, let alone laughing about it.

Just to touch on the subject of "men don't understand rape"... I've been thinking lately that they really don't, on a physical level.

"Now what we need is more transgender men. We need more male voices in the transgender community, and that will happen."

Like the most annoying roller ball deodorant on earth.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."