You know what, for a high-quality, ethically sourced, low-maintenance piece I’d probably wear over and over again, I’d happily pay $235 and wait four months.

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

I refuse to believe there is a single adult alive who hasn’t peed in a sink. You can say you haven’t, but you’re a liar.

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

I know I am clearly not on topic, but at a really quick, first glance I thought this would be an article about roller derby women & I got excited.

Thank you for publishing my tip!

I’ve made beach glass by running broken glass through a rock tumbler. It took 2 days. This lady could do that too, and save taking a trip to that dump Bermuda.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Hope you’re doing okay, Angel.

Sooooo, if Sia was a guy, this singular attention toward Maddie would be edging into the realm of creepy. I know I’m just a pearl clutching a-hole, but it still seems a bit much, but what do I know. (The answer is nothing by the way. I know nothing.)

It’s actually a really, really impressive sweater.

I personally cannot wait for someone to romanticize King Leopold II and the Congo “Free” State!

It will be fantastic.

I worked in Switzerland for 4 years. Where’s my family’s halftime show?

Tone policing black women is pretty damn white, and if you don’t want to be lumped in with Miley, maybe don’t engage in it yourself?

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

I owe my life to Mavis! False or not, I learned to type!

100% times this. My African-American therapist was just telling me last week that she has to watch her tone and volume every second, everywhere she goes. Because if she speaks urgently about something she’s passionate about, people will interpret her tone as aggressive, even though she’s indicating importance. And…