Somebody proposed at my PhD graduation. I wanted to throw him into a pit of snakes and bees.
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A month ago, I was at my best friend’s wedding and joked to my partner about how funny it would be if we took a…
Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.
The third photo is a lesson in how you have to be careful how you are photographed when you are contoured as fuck.
How DARE you sully Jordan almonds in this manner? My local Amish market has them in their bulk section and they are delicious when not 3 year old leftover wedding favors.
This disgusts me but doesn’t surprise me. But it makes me feel ill inside. My older cousin did this to his sisters and I think me (though it was when I was so young its very hazy memory wise) and now as an adult because he now has a wife and children we are expected to welcome him back into the family because “he has…
Thank you for having the strength to share your story.
Why are these the only two people present for a bouquet tossing?
Can we talk about the costumes?
My mom is adorably clueless, and like a tiny sprite of a human being. She also dresses kind of masculine, has a pixie cut and is full of tattoos. So bearing that in mind, once my family was on vacation in Vegas. One of the days we were there, we signed up for a tour of Red Rock Canyon. Our tour guide was awful for…
because she is afraid if she would hire 2 female nannies JT would bang them.
Ehhh... Not shade.
One of my favorite Mall Makeover write-ups so far! I think you look beautiful both before and after, but I definitely miss the freckles in the after!
According to Jezebel (or at least two of the writers, I know Jezebel is not a monolith), yes. You must ALWAYS try to be original (but don’t try TOO HARD, it has to look NATURAL, and it has to be ON TREND while somehow being original, otherwise you’ll get mocked for that instead). God forbid you just want to blend in…
True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much…
AWESOME and I’m very impressed with her. I too have it and often when people find out they ask me how they can tell people they are dating that they have it.
Die, high-waisted jeans, DIE!
It doesn't matter where you go. Because there will be Australians there. Find the Australians.