Mulan’s okay. But Sleeping Beauty is the best. Mulan gets to fight Huns and stuff which is cool, I guess. But Sleeping Beauty gets to take a long nap and then wake up just in time for a party she didn’t have to help plan or setup. That’s like the perfect Saturday.

I did mention A-a-ron, at a professional development event for teachers, on teaching phonics. The event leader mentioned in passing, when talking about double vowels, how students do not always understand that they are pronounced as one sound and not two.

tobias menzies is literally stealing this show and i love every minute of it.

I wish they they would also ban Native American headdresses, here in UK Glastonbury has banned the sale of them and i think it is great. At least selfie sticks are not offensive and racist.

Wow how is Beyonce front and centre, and leading the vocal on Michelle' song? This is beyond #poormichelle.

I would actually love that shit a shopping spree at trader joes?

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

if you had better reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that i agree with you and DGAF about period empowerment in north america really — however, it's good to know that you shit your pants every month for a week straight bro

Yes! Taking a picture in that position is a terrible idea. Maybe she went low on the weights to minimize the chance that she'd crush her fiance's face?

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.

Yep. I was not in a bunker, but stuck in suburbia with an emotionally abusive man whose whole color palette extended to sage and cream all the way to beige. As soon as I got out, I bought everything in BRIGHT BRIGHT Mexican colors. My bathroom curtains are Loteria card fabric and my kitchen curtains look like papel…

NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.

I would watch a documentary that ends with both these people getting eaten by an actual cheetah a la Grizzly Man.

Unshaved bushes are beautiful and I will not ever listen to anything else.

I mean. If someone pulled down their pants and pulled out a sandwich I would propose so I don't know what the fuck she is talking about.

Fuck your lip-shaming Amber, I'm rather proud of my wizard's sleeve.

Mark if Allen wins and you decide you need circus performers at your wedding, I will do cartwheels FOR FREESIES.

Mine is literally potatoes and heavy cream. Topped with green onions and cheese if I'm feeling fancy. Oh god, I need potato soup.

I feel like it was kind of rude to not invite you. I mean, they may not have had the space, but if you had been together for a reasonable amount of time and they knew you, kinda feel like they should have. Of course it's their wedding, but it's a tough one.