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Tell Nev that you won't punch him if he punches Adam. Nev sucks, he will definitely punch somebody else to save his own face.

This is all I have to say to Nene Leakes or Khloe Kardashian:

Basic finance. My parents handled everything and didn't teach me about budgeting at all.

Who's the real idiot at E?

Now I want next week's Pop the Question to be declined proposals. Shoes and Valentine's Day weddings are all well and good, but I need some more schadenfreude.

This is largely how I feel about Valentine's Day. Even the idea makes me tired. I don't really do well with expectations or stereotypical romance in general. The only thing I have strong feelings about are the proposals that are clearly trying more for youtube hits than sincerity. Those people can die in a fire. A

Idiot CEO aside- their pizza is gross. The crust is kind of gooey and their sauce is pure funk with tomato. It's overly sweet and bland at the same time.

D'angelo developed issues about his body after the objectification he experienced as a result of the "Untitled" video. It's what kept his confidence low and this album so long to release. His second album, Voodoo, was critically acclaimed with some comparing his depth and soulfulness to Marvin Gaye. He was poised to

If we noticed when Mickey Abbott was heightening; we're certainly gonna notice them lightening.

Oh I beg to differ. THIS is the wedding dress you wear on a yaht. Saw it in the window when I bought my dress. Its actually very cool.

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

God, ZOË, maybe your dad is embarrassed that your movie franchise is a cheap ripoff of his movie franchise, but he doesn't go around facepalming because of *you*. #kidsthesedays

sources say the man Knight allegedly ran over is Terry Carter, a friend of Knight's.

Do people who get fake married in movies also mock your thing? Or little kids who play dress up? Are they mocking your thing? Do people who get divorced mock your thing? Do queer couples who would like the law changed to recognize their unions as a marriage mock your thing? Do shotgun weddings mock your thing?

His bulge was a metronome swinging back and forth hypnotically to the beat.

And damn is that teacher sexy. Love the, um, package-forward trouser choice.

Sometimes white privlege flat out amazes me. Like, I'm Black. But, I'm still shocked at the level of ignorance (and I'm not using that as a diss) that white folks have when it comes to things that are basic to me. I mean, right here in this comment section we have white folks who don't understand the terms "colored,"

Major Cumby side eye from me. Granted, it was a decent apology. BUT I am seeing some chat about how "coloured" is not offensive here (UK) which is bollocks. It is more archaic-offensive than deliberate-offensive, and maybe doesn't have quite the same sting as it would in the US, but this guy has no excuse.