church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

THAT SHOULD NOT STOP YOU FROM HATING. TRY HARDER.

I started the booty song movement

Ugh, another 3a, hair type talking about wearing their hair "natural" and acting as if its as subversive as if they were a 4c, no growth very kinky short afro like Lupita.

Apparently spelling isn't a prerequisite to get into this sorority. Ladies, it's palette, as in color palette, not pallet, which is a structural foundation for storing items.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Whats wrong with "insufferable"?

Ugggh, I totally remember that ad on the back cover of my Young Miss magazine in 1982!

Admittedly, that never occurred to me. I thought terrible tampon commercials were in everyone's world-view.

See, I prefer the "scented" tampons. Not that they smell like anything I want to smell like - for example, Ralph Lauren's True Romance. And not that the smell won't react with the body chemistry - you know,…

"ETA: The Greek letters also have special meaning known only to members. Only an asshole wears letters that aren't his/hers. It's disrespectful."

Oh excuse me... Are you actually FROM GREECE?

Jesus Christ. People like you are why people hear "sorority" and think "crazy cult that people way too old for college are still obsessed with in a creepy way".

im not sure what could drive you to be so mean. were you rejected from all sororities in college?

He needs to be arrested for crimes against architecture.

if anyone ever leaks info about like, seekrit handshakes and hazing and shit i will die. i love anything seekrit. anything.

Buy shape wear 2-3 sizes larger than recommended! That's what I do. It smooths panty lines without squeezing you unto the point of misery.

"I will see YOU in 30 days!"

First of all, how on earth did you get a copy of this? When I sent it out I explicitly wrote PRIVATE DO NOT SHARE (in all caps like that) at the top. I'd like to point our that whoever leaked this removed that, so by law, reprinting this is illegal. I know this because my father is very rich, runs Fowler Enterprises,…

These stories vindicate the course I took of bottling up my feelings, not discussing them with anyone, and not trying to pull off stuff like this.