Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

Conchita Wurst is a goddamn delight.

The bride's hair is also the most Texas story of all time.

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Definitely not siding with the NYPD here, but that suit is hideous.

These appear to be the pants. She was probably wearing the matching jacket beneath the coat.

Capsule form. At least she is semi-sane. Hoffmann might as well be whipping up some ragu.

Like a tattooed toe.

This picture really makes them look like the heads of every single joint sorority-fraternity Spring Fling committee.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

And the way her hand just hangs there, in a limp scratching claw, as she cycles through every human emotion before finally resigning herself to her fate.

I've never heard of that! My mom would also be too much of a germaphobe for that. Plus, me or my sister would probably have eaten them, we were not the brightest kids.

I was really, really hoping for baby Björn-style. I am disappoint.

Does that vibrator remind you of anybody?

So proud of those kids, they've just made my night! It's just like the Children's March of 1963! I now have nothing to say to all of this, but: