I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

"Day drinking"... it's a funny alarm concept. Isn't it more depressing drinking away at night? Having something to drink while the sun is shining and the bees are humming away sounds happier. Especially when it's your day off, you're still composed, and your having fun at a lunch/auction with other people you know.

I think it might be the background, or the title/font, or just the colors chosen for the whole composition, but on first glance it thought it was a jehovah witness pamphlet.

I hear you. But might do it again.

ITS COOKIE TIME!

This might be cheating, because I submitted this one a few years ago to Jez (see? I'm trustworthy enough to get out of the greys - I'm an old timer!), but it remains the worst Thanksgiving:

I respectfully submit Tuggar, as it hints at what their sex life will probably be like.

Yep- and let me tell you, it banged me up a lot worse than the razor burn on Darren Wilson's face.

He didn't want Barbara to come out of retirement. She may be old and nutty, but the woman can fuck you up in an interview so calmly in her Oscar De La Renta suit. He'd end up perjuring himself.

In that second pic she's sayin', "I'm just sayin'!"

I think Angelina's right, that hat looks stupid. Get a new hat, Brad.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

maybe because your white and she was never a crossover pop star ? Not trying to be mean or anything...just saying. She was a pretty big deal in my world.

Like sexy otters

Some people just like the tactile experience of binders, tabs, and highlighter pens.

Who are you wearing tonight?

but our sons and daughters are priceless

I wish I had a photo of this sweet Halloween memory. One year in college Halloween landed on a weeknight, and I had an early class the next day so I pulled it together and stayed in. The next morning I was walking to said early class and I saw the SADDEST little bumblebee, holding her stinger in her hand, shuffling…

That's Ilona Royce Smithkin, she is 94! She makes her own eyelashes from her actual hair.