SEE, NFL? See what happens when you don't pick Pink Floyd for the Super Bowl halftime show?

I was disappointed at first, but then I realized that the NFL will probably cancel her performance after they find out that Russell Brand raised his voice to her that one time. Because, you know…sensitivity.

Yeah, who's to say the Marvel-Marvel Spider-Man would have even had powers during the Chitauri attack. The Sony-Marvel Spider-Man won't be canon at that point.

Woo hoo! Brand recognition!

I feel like I deserve a pizza for reading this (or any) article in its entirety.

I can't wait to try this get-rich-quick scheme for myself. Now all I have to do is front a massively popular rock band for 25+ years. That should only take, what, a couple of weeks?

Meanwhile, Colin Greenwood holds a listening party for his new album, with only a select crowd of Beanie Babies in attendance.