It amazes me to this day how people want to read so hard into the Dickwolves thing as some great censorship debacle when it boiled down to Gabe/Mike flipping out and Khoo putting the hammer down. Khoo spent way too much time and energy turning PA into an actual functioning and successful business from two assholes who…

Wut? He talks shit because that’s what Reggie does. His E32k4 appearance was lightning in a bottle for Nintendo and he’s smart enough as a marketer to keep the act going and mug for the camera because it’s goofy fun and helps his company. The dude sold pizzas and made Pop-Up-Video before joining up; Of course he can’t…

It’s hard to admit to yourself that your father might just be an absolute goddamned monster. She might get there someday.

Who is that girl in the last picture and what have they done with Arle

Depending on the year and where she was in her life, my mother might have flipped her shit, had the awkward conversations about sex ed in an attempt to do the ‘mature thing’, or ultimately given me no end of (good-natured) shit about my choice of fetishes

Pretty much. I’ve backed all of two games, Half Genie Hero, ReDASH and Bloodstained. The two successful ones were at the bare minimum required for purchase. So, 25-ish bucks total has so far gotten me exactly what I expected in Shante and if Bloodstained plays anything remotely like Order of Ecclesia I’ll be pretty…

Look, when Jurassic World’s plot treatment first showed up back in the early 2000s (genetically engineered super smart “friendly” dinosaurs that fight crime) everyone laughed it the fuck off the internet. When I heard JW was actually going to use most of that plot I thought they were unimaginably stupid and going to…

You are now realizing Smoke only ordered the number 9 large, the number 7, the two number 45s and the large soda for himself, manually.

I mean, seriously. Isn’t a Real Doll cheaper? If I must pay 25K for sweet anime tiddies they better be marshmallow soft.

I’m real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Long John Baldry is the best Dr. Robotnik of all time.

I’m pretty sure people just don’t know how rabid some of the Rare fanbase is and why they would want exactly the same thing they got 15 years ago. I don’t begrudge them for it but I also hate how much Nuts and Bolts got shit on by that same group because of how “Different” it was; that game is up there with Breath of…

Shirow’s obsession with late 90s/early 00s CG/Photoshop techniques is getting dangerously a e s t h e t i c

>Not Final Takeoff

I’d like to have sex with that Vic Viper

Holy shit you aren’t kidding

You dumb asshole, they even posted the XKCD comic right at the top of the comments. +400 stars and everything. 

>militant liberalism

“Melee Masters is in a very early state. But Azzinaro has high ambitions for the game. If Project M taught him anything, he said, it’s that Melee players “want a modern Smash, they want new characters, new play styles, new moves—not the same moves that they’ve seen for the past 16 years in continuously watered-downed…

[Secretary]
That dragon bird lady is on line two again

[Jesus]
Ohhh this dragon bird won’t leave me alone
(Oh shit Jesus what’ll we do?!)
I try to be honest I try to say
“Dragon bird, it’s just a sex thing, I don’t want a relationship”
(Right, right, right)
This dragon bird is super into me, you gotta help me
You gotta help…

The anime should have ended like two years ago. It had something like less than 15 episodes to go to finish the story at the time. The amount of filler this show got should be considered a goddamn travesty