Just wait ‘til his next hit series, “Ow! My Balls!”

Wasn’t there another recent movie that paired a rabbit with a fox that maybe wanted to eat her?

My oh my, it’s a wonderful day.

Should have been a horror movie, with Farmer MacGregor as the monster.

Little lightning bolts fly out of the pointy ends. Everybody knows that.

“You suddenly have this separation and go, ‘Who’s Jim Carrey? Oh, he doesn’t exist actually.’ There’s just a relative manifestation of consciousness appearing, and someone gave him a name, a religion, a nationality, and he clustered those together into something that’s supposed to be a personality, and it doesn’t…

Teach the controversy, whoop whoop!

True answer: To keep men from sodomizing one another in them.

Should have shouted “Glory!” or “Hay-men!” in solidarity!

“How much is that doggy in the freezer?

I would like to take this opportunity to correct misleading statements to the effect that Yulin organizes a dog meat festival. This is a mistranslation which hurts the feelings of the Chinese people, and risks damaging relations between our two great countries. It is a lychee and dog meat festival. Thank you very much…

There should be spin-offs, like they did with CSI. I propose “Fifty Shades: West Virginia.” (What’s Honey Boo-Boo doing these days?)

Hope they launch a “for your consideration” Oscar campaign for it. Or maybe a Razzie campaign.