Well nobody does it to their OWN testicles.

Yeah, this totally works.

Coconut, of course.

It goes away if you wear a copper bracelet. And have sex with a virgin.

Somebody ask him about Syria. Let's see how deep this goes.

I don't like the way he screwed over Irving Forbush.

In Sanskrit that word would be translated "Buddha."

They always complain that the MCU lacks compelling villains. Well, what if they just brought back Hitler? Maybe give him some kind of giant robot body…?

When PP was on trial for murder, JJJ donated big-time to his defense fund.

Thanks. Well, that was surreal.

Jabba spin-off, anybody? It could be funny,like Modok in those Marvel cartoons.

Did you name your kid "Sir" or "Guinness"?

To stop little Heineken from being born?

But this time as a musical. With talking animals and such.

That's the one where you believe Jesus comes back, and then the Rapture happens 1000 years later, right?

For that we'd need to understand their accounting system.

The plot was hatched in one of their synagoogoos.

Because Tattooine was stealing Coroscantian jobs!

But…the three shells!

An evolutionary psychologist would have a field day with the dating habits of Julie, who was always swooning over cute boys.