It's wrong to tease us like that.

Because of their low intelligence, the language gap, or the inequality inherent in any human / dog bond? Can dogs "consent" to sex with each other? And what if they hump your leg?

In other words, no dogs were masturbated in the making of this film.

I clicked on this article just to see if this was done! I was not disappointed. I doff my hat to you, sir.

But it has to! There must be like, five of them by now.

Men also have a clitoris in their anus. Their own clitoris, I mean—not one inserted there by some engorged female. You can find it with your fingers if you search around back there (and are not already doing so right now).

The Latin Wikipedia renders "Who" as "Hu," treating it phonetically. The Armenian Wikipedia uses an Armenian equivalent of "who," i.e. a form of the common pronoun / question word. Chinese, in which "Hu" is a common family name (think premier Hu Jintao), just calls him the equivalent of "the Doctor" (meaning, not…

It was originally a jacket. One poker game and lightsaber duel later…

I believe I saw a "clip" of this very thing.

Hush yo mouf'.

Now that I think about it, a zero-gravity toilet would have to come with a lot of instructions.

Oh no! The Germans are winning! Now we're in a parallel timeline!

Don't forget Karate Kid from the Legion of Super-Heroes. He was in a recent Super-Friends cartoon movie, I think.

They should get all the Asians in Hollywood to do one big kung fu fight.

They should make a karate guy fight a kung fu guy. I bet the Chinese market would love that. What's that movie where Bruce Lee's teacher fights a Western boxer, and halfway through the match they have to decide whether kicking is allowed?

But is it being done for the glory of love?

That's our Rocky, keeping America safe from Russians and feral Negroes.

I want to see more Hortas.

They're Trills. The Klingons have been providing them with host bodies ever since Kirk tricked one of them into peering into a mucousy space egg as it opened up.

Why don't they just gravity-plate their shoes, then?