A lot of people confuse the one in SLC with Disneyland.

And what form of energy do they associate with heaven, pray tell? Electromagnetism? (No wonder the ICP guys say it can't be explained.)

I hope they have a war against the JWs next.

He had a wife, you know…

Remind me to look up the telestial, terrestrial, and celestial realms. I think hell is separate from all three, but reserved a few genuine baddies.

I heard everything's up to date there.

So…they're able to calculate the trajectory of Jesus's return? And don't mind him hitting solid objects? I'm impressed.

Well good luck in getting people to call them Members of the Community of Christ, or however they phrase it.

At least you're doing your own laundry now.

"Is there no help for the son of a wi—-ow, my balls!"

Ken Ham—coincidentally named for the guy who raped Noah.

Be sure to stick around after the end credits! This movie is going to have some killer stingers.

"Bumpork: The Porn Parody"

And "Greed is Good."

This is obviously a reference to Field Marshall Khalifa Hifter, supreme commander of the Libyan National Army.

In that case you'd wind up with a timeline in which good is evil, and evil is good!

Safety!

I saw that old movie! Hopefully they won't go all Dark Phoenix with Medea…

They should have a game where the object is to kill 'em all.

Razor-sharp fidget spinners, like ninja throwing stars.