I want to know the backstory of "White Man's Burden." Did Africans discover America and ship enslaved Europeans there? If so, then why does everybody speak English, a European language? (Or should this be considered an artifact of the medium, as in Star Trek?) Why do they have Christian European names?

Then…women might have gotten the right to vote?

The "Cheers" timeline?

And then the whole state falls into the ocean!

"The Ottoman Endgame"

Now there's a historical figure with no uncomfortable issues surrounding him whatsoever.

Worse than Lincoln?

To steal a line from "Wanted," no one fantasizes about being raped by a liberal.

There is a certain pressure to have a spectacular ending. As opposed to ongoing titles, where the pressure is to continue the story and not destroy the universe or anything.

But she works as a maid by day.

(Suddenly Riley 1066 finds himself under investigation by Homeland Security.)

It'd be a cross between "European Vacation" and "Mars Attacks."

Gen Lee: "So why do you wish to support our cause, Mr. Thanos?"

You mean, one Jew each from New York and Chicago?

Git a rope.

Hmm, the Planet of the Apes movies were made by humans.

If Lincoln had lived, maybe he would have promoted gay rights (or in the language of the time, liberty for degenerates). I'd definitely watch a TV miniseries based on that premise.

Well, many of the deities have common Indo-European roots, and the Romans were fond of identifying overseas variations of their own gods. Though not above importing exotic Oriental cults (like Christianity!) just for variety.

Then they would have run around raping white women.

Maybe there will be a musical episode.