I liked the song the bankers sing, both for its tune and its message. What's the moral of this movie supposed to be—you won't be truly happy unless you squander your money?

Exhibit A: "My Stepmother is an Alien." (Really! Look it up if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

They should have gone with the original ending to "Mermaid."

Degenerates they may be, but they DO know their musicals.

Now ask him about the Logos Spermatikos.

So…uh, where was God again? With the Word, I think. Or WAS he the Word? I'm confused.

"I'd like to see your Bottom."

Does anybody think that "Staying Alive" (1983) is better than "Saturday Night Fever" (1977), because less rapey?

It wouldn't have gotten so far except for that cocaine—I snorted it!

There turns out to be a surprising amount of Hitler / Anne Frank slash fiction on the internet.

I thought the music in "La La Land" was sub-par. Am I going to hell?

Monty Python did it better.

Word!

Were they comfortable?

Fo shizzy homie.

Because it sounds "phoney"?

When's the perfect age to take up shuffleboard?

The Russian superhero movie "The Guardians" has a bear guy.

He had a whole rogue's gallery in the 1960s. Egghead, the Magician, Porcupine, the Human Top (alias Whirlwind), the Creature from Kosmos…

He's Egghead. (Not to be confused with the Egghead from the Batman TV show.)