Nah, Weezer.

So it's Weeds?

I'd strongly disagree with most of these people and say that the series is much closer to a bell curve, not really coming into its own until the fifth and staying strong until around 10 or 11. I had to slog through the first three (at 11 years old too, I can't imagine what they'd be like as an adult), honestly, but…

Since when is Neil deGrasse Tyson not well known?

Looks like a fat C if you go to the series wrapup page. I'm confused though why the first season received such high grades but this review makes the whole series sound pretty mediocre.

The best part of this show, which I've only seen maybe 20 minutes of combined over a handful of episodes, is that I've heard that the older of the siblings' less than kosher relationship was practically canon by the last season.

AVC: Well, maybe you’ll get out of a parking ticket or a speeding ticket at some point.
DC: Yeah, true. There’s plenty of Puerto Rican and Dominican cops.

I watch Dancing with the Stars, iCarly, Awkward(.), America's Next Top Model, and all of the X Factor performances…
I give no fucks and also have
NO GUILT!

Oh my god that phone…
Shocking enough to see a home phone but oh my god that thing is huge.
And the antenna!

When I talk about old Family Guy episodes (and I assumed this was true for other people), I'm talking about stuff like PTV. The first two seasons were pretty awful.

Yeah, it was deliberate. Deliberately done so that they wouldn't have to draw the edges on the old shots and so it wouldn't be incredibly awkward looking when they cut quickly from new to old scenes that were both set in 1999.
Argh, captain, ass ahoy.

Nobody's mentioned it yet? I was expecting this to be the first or second thread, but maybe I'm missing something…
After the vote, Stewie notices that an odd number of people voted, which I assumed was because Peter voted, but then they reveal that one of the Brians is dead. So… it should've been an even number, right?
T…

An elf? Such boring racials

So wait, they've been guarding this stone for thousands of years and then Jack moves it for like five minutes and nothing happens except some loud noises and a light goes off?

Are we gonna have to listen to their songs over all the future exit speeches? Uuuuuggghhhh

If the pilot was the best, I'm glad I never gave this another shot. I'm all for self-aware genre comedy, but this stuff makes me neither laugh nor get invested in the characters.

Please let intensity get sent home. I can't take this "Glee is a reasonable thing to emulate" thing

Really? Nobody else got it? Do I have to link it myself?

I AM NOT A HOMO

Please please please please.
(and I sat through the shaky first season for the will they/won't they)