Well it can't be a quality pronunciation of Kississimee. Seriously, it's ke-ssem-ee!

You've seen this right?
http://www.livescience.com/…

Can we at least agree that it's worse than the first season of the US Office? And there are people who aren't counting down the days until Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones leave? It's almost enough to make me skip the rest of this season.

You're thinking of Elijah Woods

You're thinking of Elijah Woods

Hasn't he talked about how upset he gets when people make fun of Full House? Sauce please.

Hasn't he talked about how upset he gets when people make fun of Full House? Sauce please.

I meant that hipsters embracing him as an icon led to him having success while his comedy stagnated but okay.

I meant that hipsters embracing him as an icon led to him having success while his comedy stagnated but okay.

Well, he was actually developing into a great comedian around 33 and then hipsters happened.

Well, he was actually developing into a great comedian around 33 and then hipsters happened.

I didn't freeze frame the promo, but I knew it had to be Matty because he wasn't wearing a plaid, collared shirt. Also: I just realized that my innate mistrust of Jake is linked to my innate mistrust of guys who ONLY wear similar shirts.

I didn't freeze frame the promo, but I knew it had to be Matty because he wasn't wearing a plaid, collared shirt. Also: I just realized that my innate mistrust of Jake is linked to my innate mistrust of guys who ONLY wear similar shirts.

"Bell married with a kid" =/
Well, that changes my opinion of him.

"Bell married with a kid" =/
Well, that changes my opinion of him.

What? People are talking about Louie in a positive manner? IN THE WILFRED COMMENTS?!

What? People are talking about Louie in a positive manner? IN THE WILFRED COMMENTS?!

Why didn't she just get up and dance with her friends? I hope the next season touches on Jenna's attachment issues…

Why didn't she just get up and dance with her friends? I hope the next season touches on Jenna's attachment issues…

WOW. I was all ready to settle on this season and you had to mention an alternate Scranton where Clark Duke and Michael Scott are together.
Everything tastes like sadness.