it will show the events of half life from alyx’s perspective - including spending days around a completely mute scientist and inexplicably still developing an affectionate rapport with him

Bob and Zack, they had a whole season of SS to prove Snuffy’s existence. Every episode had some sort of close call, JUST MISSING that SOB. I think I was in High School and still watched it so everyone would find out it was not an imaginary friend.

I submitted so many images! Lol. This one was a blast! Congrats everyone! And Bob, if you believe he's real than I believe he was in the picture!

Prairie Dawn in Red Dead 2...seems logical.

too soon. too soon. 

...say, you’ve had a stressful day and can’t read your favorite sports blog because it’s been destroyed from the inside out.

Too bad the Simpsons don’t have a baseball game..

Now this is good Kinja.

Jezspin forever

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Neat.

Here you go!