How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…

Luckily, Dale Scott passed the NFL concussion protocol and was back for the 9th inning.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

though I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

“...I was disappointed to see Theresa May, our unelected Prime Minister refuse to condemn this policy...”

She’s a sentient pile of old hay.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

I can Fed Ex them to you.