I think you’re ruining it with this crude warning showing up first in the comments.

I’d rather have unions and games take twice as long to make tbh

Not gonna lie, that was the first thing I thought of too. Damn Nazis ruined Tiki torches for me forever.

came to this post just to see this comment. was not disappoint.

Tiki torches? I didn’t want to see this again.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

How much is it at Whole Foods?

How much is it at Whole Foods?