Yeah tell us something we don’t know about weed, Chelsea. The American educational system isn’t letting us down in EVERY subject.

If families do stay together in the afterlife, that’s gonna be one very tense planet Porter.

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Being so serious right now, but how about a little marijuana. It’s herbal?

and level of whiteness

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

and use of meth.

Maybe less than 1% is happy.

It has struck me that many Americans are sufficiently far removed from their claimed European heritage that, had their parents told them they had some other ancestry (German rather than English, say), they would have believed that just as well—i.e. because there’s nothing in the actual culture of their upbringing or…

They really like saying “Well you’re not in Kansas anymore!!” and then laugh like no one has ever made that joke before.

That’s kind of shitty. It’s true that I don’t speak German, but that’s because my German family, who came to the U.S. on a boat and had accents, were excellent assimilators. Not one child born here speaks German, and my grandparents and great-grandparents did that purposefully. That doesn’t make me less proud of my…

It’s just Mother. She’s been doing it for years.

Truly and I hardcore grew up in Indiana. I’ve grown up with the cultishness of Indiana. All the men in my family are ministers. God always liked to talk to them. I remember asking a uncle why God talked to him and not to me. They never have answers. Joan of arc was epileptic. What the fuck is pences malfunction.…

It’s the “appeal to authority” logical fallacy, with a crispy Christian crust.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

Mortal Dictata: a call out

As an American ... wait, I shouldn’t say what I’m thinking because I’d surely be on a list of some sort.

As an American, I hope Mueller can help remove Trump from office in handcuffs.

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

It’s almost as if treating access to medicine like any other consumer good has some negative outcomes.