I’m really, really, really glad these two mollycoddles were stupid enough to make a video for the jury who will be hearing their case and ruling unanimous guilt.

Really, this is about the sickest thing I’ve read this morning. If anyone deserves to head to the penitentiary on multiple counts of child abuse, it’s these two rockstars.

I never said or assumed anything about your character because I don’t know you.

If you were sitting in the car with the criminals and did nothing to stop the crime while it was happening, then sorry, you’re guilty.

What difference does that make? “Oh, officer, I didn’t yank the girl through the drive through window because my order was screwed up, but because I didn’t like her tweet”

Does that really matter? Pulling a teenage girl through two windows-drive through and car- is just slightly less barbaric than pushing her off a cliff. This was a very, very violent crime- the risk to broken bones, eye sockets, etc. Excusing excessively violent behavior by claiming “Facebook”? Really?

Love this photograph. These women look healthy, confident and happy. And, they don’t look like they’re starving. The ideal of beauty has changed so much in only 60 years.

True dat!

A lot of it comes down to intellectual style. It isn’t that they would disagree with what urban liberals say about the economy per se. In fact, many conservatives would likely support what Bernie Sanders has to say about oligarchs and the taxation of financial transactions if the messenger weren’t Bernie Sanders. They…

Yes, they don’t exactly feel empowered by multiple white men shooting jizz on their faces while shouting the N word. It’s really sick.

I think a lot of the posters want to feel empowered by sex, porn, or both, so they’re willing to overlook some of the racist content that they’d overlook were it shown on a vanilla site.

Jezebel set up the “tiptoe on eggshells when you post or you will get told to fuck off by 50 other posters” scholarship.

Yeah, it’s awesome.

Yes- not only did he advocate universal health care, he also advocated a net worth tax on all multi millionaires, was pro choice, raised money for breast cancer, gave money to Planned Parenthood, and came out publicly and strongly against the Iraq war. I’m not saying that Trump is a pleasant person or that he should…

Plus, she did vote for the Iraq war, supported the war in Libya, etc. All major foreign policy blunders. And then she pivots and tries to pass herself off as a liberal.

Hillary’s problem is not the email scandal. Her problem is that apart from all of these little “scandals” Donald Trump will spend $1 billion dollars in TV advertising reminding every voter in Ohio and Florida that she voted for Bush’s Iraq war and her husband removed Glass Steagall, which led the way to the financial…

Politics aside, conservatives are often the nicest people you’ll ever meet in person. Until, of course, you spend too much time around them and refuse to conform to their beliefs. I live in Texas. It’s true!

In 20 years of Internet use, I’ve never seen so many posters on one site telling each other to go fuck themselves for literally nothing. People come for the articles and stay for the insults. It’s a sport.

Of course! And anyone who argues the opposite is fooling themselves.

You’re talking about not being hostile on Jezebel???