Actually, their navigation sucked. Instead of heading toward Tahiti, they decided to go to South America which was much much farther away.

I have never heard of a Cymbeline fan.

Lover Town is to Funky Town what Shelbyville is to Springfield.

It does look like he is talking on a Zack Morris cell phone.

So what does it say about me that I use the Oxford comma?

Apparently the entire country’s current allotment of snow is at Mount Rainier.

I live a block from the WAMU studio, and I know that Diane must drive in and park in the underground lot and doesn’t visit the Subway or the UPS store on the ground floor or go outside ever, however I have always hoped I would run into her on the street. Although, if I did, I would probably lose my shit like Maya…