@wednesdaywolf: Oh thank god, I'm not alone. I haven't even hit the wine and here I am getting teary over Jezebel.

@seedypete: And yet my sister-in-law fell for it. *sigh*

@MrCottonsParrot: Chapter One: Yes, "Parents", we will someday learn to both read and use Google.

@BruteSquad: So what you're saying is let's just have an episode of The Muppet Show. Which I am totally down with.

@Susan B.: Nope. That's the whole of it. The TSA says no. Whatever you were about to do... no! Stop. You're being a terrorist.

@yidvicious: We need to find some good roles for Tim Meadows. It makes me sad that one of my childhood crushes has been reduced to this.

Yep. Pregnancy is the weirdest thing ever. Being kicked from the inside is just... bizarre. On the upside, I would walk up to my husband when he was sitting at his computer, lovingly rest my belly against his head, and yell "kick him!" and sure enough, Beezelbaby would. It was a sort of awesome.

@la.donna.pietra: Hehehe... having the cats near me was the quickest way to get Beezelbaby moving when I was pregnant.

@sweet tea vodka: Generally, yes. I've only been married in Texas, so my experience is limited to there, but yes. Mr. Bubbles and I had to both go to the courthouse and solemnly swear we were up to no good... I mean not married to anyone else and totally free and clear to be legally married in Texas. Then the marriage…

I really want to make a crack about the sanctity of hetero marriage, and the geyz, and the sky falling, but I'm tired, y'all. I just can't do it anymore.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm Beezelbubbles all over the interwebs, but I'm giving serious thought to adopting Sarcastabitch...

@SoxontheBeach: I'm not a lawyer, but I saw a Matthew Perry/Elizabeth Hurley movie that leads me to believe this is, in fact, true.

@weetziebat: Trinity is a small, close-knit community. While some of our greek organziations have had problems in the past, it's exactly that, in the past. The worst offenders have been suspended form being active on campus for quite some time now. The sororities, from my non-rushing experience, seemed fairly…

@skole: I didn't rush while I was at Trinity, but yes, from the outside it seemed like it went on *forever*.

@liz.lemonade: BA 03 here...

@esnickers: Yay Trinity grads! I've been so proud of Trinity lately. First we originate Fat Free Talk Week, and now this. (On a less activist note, we also have a grad on a new TBS sitcom.)

@RenRen: I was in a similar situation. I also happened to be chewing gum at the time. I smeared it all over his passenger side lock, trying to shove as much into the lock as I could. Some passing dude saw the whole thing and laughed his ass off.

@BuffyBot: In my own personal experience, one in 5.

Suddenly, I'm okay with the fact that my wedding ring is about a half size too big. Sure it bugs me that it constantly twists around, but better than necrotized flesh. Erg...

@Leanne: Then you don't have the joy of conquest! You know, like when you cure a lesbian with your magic penis that is the best penis of them all. /sarcasm