@leesie: No kidding. The world does not need to know my 2 year-old is a flirt. What the what? She still has trouble with some consonant sounds, how is she a flirt? I'm lucky she loves dinosaurs and robots; most of her tshirts come from the boys' section of Target.

@geeblegee: It took me a second, but that is brilliant.

@TopLevelExecutive: I don't know. I'm torn. On the one hand, let's stop with the remakes. On the other hand, maybe they can do better by the original short story this time around...

@Lynx: I still have a scar on my elbow from when an assistant principal knocked me into a doorframe while he was trying to make his way out of the cafeteria at the end of lunch. He wasn't rushing anywhere, because once he got though the door, he just sort of milled around. But yeah, it was so vitally important that he…

Taylor,

@BFF: Personally? No. My two-year-old? Yes. Split lip and black eye, on seperate occasions. The lip, she faceplanted onto some tile. Black eye she faceplanted onto... something else. I forget what it was. But she fell, and just happened to hit something on the way down that gave her a black eye. Of course it was right…

@quixiotic: It bugs me that there don't seem to be good options for finding kids' shows online. Nick Jr's website is crap, and they don't have a lot of full episodes. I get get Sesame Street clips on YouTube, but not whole episodes so we miss out on the storylines such as they are. And Word World is right out. Netflix…

@getbackloretta: There's one going on in Austin, last I heard. I don't know if it's officially sanctioned, though.

@HurricaneEyes: That's not what it said? *scrolls back up* Huh. I could have sworn... And you know I didn't even think twice about it. Of course Paris would think Barbies are the meaning of life.

@Bant: Electric Burger: They're not just booty shorts. They're booty shorts with an electric blue crotch.

@worldgreatestgirl: And girl has had a hole in her ozone forever!

@Courteous_Gentleman: I think this brings it back around to straight.

@shaken.not.stirred: I am constantly surprised that they're not together anymore. Every single time I have a moment of "What? ... Oh right."

@Nihilexistentialist: He's man enough for this lady.

@AGirlFromIpanema: Puppet Drcula musical? Forgetting Sarah Marshall just got bumped to the top of my Netflix.

@Sarcasmatic: I think that was the second or third cd I bought back in the day when that was a big deal. I haven't listened to it in years, but it's still chillin' in the back of my cd case.

@Sprzout: Think Geek has a molecular gastronomy starter kit that comes with some, I believe.

Uhm you're forgetting Jonathan Lipnicki's best role! Tony in The Little Vampire. Possibly my favorite vampire movie ever.

@Melodyannabelle: The same reason I needed tampons as a 10 year-old. Puberty is not a switch that flips on at midnight on your 13th birthday.

@LindyLou: And with Hollywood's new insistence on everything 3d... Well, I'll just leave everyone with that mental image.