@DuckyChan: Pop Culture 101 (crosslisted as how not to get whacked upside the head by someone over 30)! I'd teach that.

Anyone else look at the straight jacket and think, "But the clasps go on the back."?

@SlayBelle: Mexicans, paid under the table and under minimum wage. But without their knowledge, of course.

@kentuckienne: Sounds like a keeper to me! I get the same sort of looks when I talk about the awesome video card I got for Valentines Day.

@littlebear: If anyone gives me trouble I will tell them they are being elitist-ist. Don't discriminate against me just because I'm educated!

@banalna-anna: Is that still true if you under-represent? I'm thinking of leaving off my BA and MFA so I can get a crap retail job. There are no jobs to be had in my field where I am, and I've been shot down for the below my skills jobs I've applied for. My mom says I should just leave my degrees off, but I'm not…

@GreyCat: Also, Neil Gaiman who will call you and read you a story. *swoon*

@smallc: In Texas it's 6 months, but you also have to intend to live as husband and wife. It's the "as a married couple" part that's important. This can mean referring to each other as husband and wife, sharing a bed, and opening a bank account/signing a lease/filing joint taxes. So just because you have a roommate…

@Zuldim: Well, after they replicate the circumstances, they have to see what it would take to get the results most people are expecting.

@helechoanarquista: There was a Treehouse of Horror a long time ago where Homer went 3d for some reason and was in the real world. So there's precedent. But this sounds terribad.

"Look, we can't all do big arms, we'll look like a squadron of spitfighters. I'll do big arms and you all look at me, saying 'Oh, he's doing big arms.'"

@paperispatient: Also, if you're Ogre!Fiona as opposed to Human!Fiona, you need to be painted green. It's all about commitment.

@babyruthless is MzJenkinsless: At that moment I thought, "If Swatch ever goes missing, check Tim's house first."

@OracleofGomorrah: Same. I don't care if it does make me cranky and all whatever youtube commenters want to call me. And really for me it's not just the low cut, it was the ammount of jiggle she had going on while she was running.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I assumed pap smears but because that length is sort of "world is your gynocologist" to me. (Except does that little slit look to anyone else like it's shorts? Like this is some giant, short, flopppy romper?)

@I-am-a-living-sin: It would be a skit. With a name like True Mud, I think it will probably be about playing in the mud. The character names may stay the same, but I am going to guess will more likely be played off of. Have you seen the Mad Men skit? It was about different emotions and what they look like.

@John McCoy: They also did Mad Men, CSI (Was is CSI? Law and Order? One of the crime shows) and 30 Rock. Sesame Street has always slipped in things that the grown ups got and did it in totally appropriate no way the kids know the difference ways. Content is more important than context. As a mom, Katy Perry's outfit…

@dylan.carey: Next you'll tell us that Communism was just a red herring!

@Tchotchke: Same. My first reaction was to wonder how I find these people and if I'd have to be naked or if I can just wear whatever.

If she asked her sister to be a surrogate, and her sister said no, why not just find another surrogate? I know it's a big thing, and you want someone you trust... So I guess, I understand why not. I can't imagine asking anyone I know to surrogate for me, much less a stranger.