And now I’m actually wondering who is stupider. It’s not a clear cut decision.

All I notice about those photos is that she’s photoshopped to uncanny valley hell and back in both. The catch lights in her eyes look like something out of a video game.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

Lol. She still sounds like trump.

Stars for Butt Stuff!!

69ing time

There’s butt stuff and then there’s weird butt stuff. I’ll tell you the difference when you’re older...

I love how well this matches your username.

Same. And also, like, y’all never tried any butt stuff..? Are we just pretending like that’s not a thing? And OF COURSE he can see your butthole during sex. And not just while doing it doggy style.

When Ethel Merman used a strap-on on me, it didn’t bother me that she could see it.

My relationship with my father is beyond problematic and I haven’t been in contact with him for over 3 years. Reading all of you rave about your awesome dads makes me feel like shit (not your fault, obvs - I’m super happy that some of you have great dads). Anyone else who has cut contact with their father/main father…

I never met my father. It probably had something to do with the fact that he was married when he impregnated my mom. She was not married.

“Caesar? I hardly knew her!”

Caesar right in the pussy!

Seriously, lol. Shakespeare circa 1600 would appreciate your critique and be thrilled that it still holds true. The Romans circa 30 AD would be fascinated that their political intrigue intrigues today. I’m actually shocked that these people know who Shakespeare is, except that he’s such a cultural icon, I guess that’s…

I think they`re missing a lot of english literature...

Hung jury. There is apparently nothing that can overcome the reasonable doubt created by a man saying “the lying slut wanted it.”

Why don’t you learn the basic rules of grammar if you are going to try and make a living being a writer?

I’ve done copy-editing professionally; I’ve written professionally. No one is ever totally perfect, and first drafts are never perfect. Ever. That’s why we’re all taught to check our work and have a second set of eyes on our work. I just feel that it’s an essential part of writing professionally, especially in…

Now That’s What I Call Journalism!