Sorry, Donny, it says your hands have to be this big to ride this ride

I’m really awwwing at the third one. I love how much Barack and Michelle love each other, but there’s a bit of an awkward note to the daddy-daughter interaction that strikes me as very true to the way that a parent interacts with a child who’s as tall as they are but still not quite grown but who will be soon. Or at…

I Really hope nothing too big happens in the next few years so that we can kind of, I don’t know how to put it exactly, I guess, skim over this portion of history in the textbooks later on.

These numbers are terrible but they  can’t go much lower. Not just America, buy every country, has a hard core of scum that would turn their homeland into a fascist fantasy. They’re just that mean and dumb.

She stigmatizes it by making it something secret and shameful. She’s not protecting him. She’s protecting her image. She married for money and procreated with a sociopath with old sperm as insurance. She continues the charade because of what’s at stake financially. If her son is miserable, it’s her fault. Fuck her.

And also being close to 6ft tall when you’re 11? The most awkward of awkward stages. I can’t get over how big this child is.

Meanwhile, Theresa May’s office says plans for Trump’s visit are unchanged.

Aw, he looks like one of the kids from Stranger Things. He has my sympathy because he’s just a kid in a terrible family. If his siblings are any indication, eventually his trumpian DNA will assert itself, but, I’ll reserve judgment until he’s an adult.

Not unsettling to me, when I think of the rumors that he’s autistic. My autistic kid also has a very serious stare, but it doesn’t mean he’s unhappy. That’s just how he looks when he’s thinking.

Nah, that t-shirt means this is what we can expect of Barron in ten years:

I’ve seen kids with that same expression. Of course if I explain why it’s not unsettling and they are really cool people who happen not to be neurotypical, Melanie might sue me.

And if you thought he had empathy issues before!

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…

I don’t know if I can ever forgive you, Persnickety, for forever ruining troll dolls for me!

Kindergartener-in-chief huh.....