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“Remember, anyone has the right to refuse service to Richard Spencer—gyms, gas stations, grocery stores, fast food chains, dollar stores, farmers markets, ice cream stands...you name it.”

The neo nazis are gonna be so mad; I can already smell the memes.

I’m going to a nerdy convention 10 says after surgery under the condition that I lift nothing.

My nephew was born 12 weeks early! HE was basically the size of a sweet potato. He is now a giant, hairy, stinky 14 year old boy. As a preemie, he went through a couple of surgeries (the kind where the docs give you all that scary “don’t get your hopes up” commentary), and then a few years of breathing treatments

Yes keep trying if you can. Nursing is often super painful to start. It’s not just yeast and chapping! I’m trying to be light hearted but now I’m having flashbacks.

May I suggest having your partner help with triggering the let down? I wasn’t a successful pumper because pumps didn’t provide the correct kind of pressure for me. I would only dribble without a firm clamp and hard suction.

Story Time this weekend - complete with picture!

**Catalina update**

he is not too bright so they laugh at him even when he is in the room, he just doesn’t know it.

Actually, this is common practice for Saudis to give the medal (“the country’s highest honor”) to visiting Presidents. The late King Abdullah lurved handing out bling to Presidents (both W Bush and Obama).

Being a melanoma survivor, made me a better person and now In appreciate the truly important things in life, instead of the petty bullshit that consumed it before. Don’t insult melanoma by calling Mrs. Trump by that name.

I don’t feel for Melanoma. She went into this marriage with her eyes wide open and hasn’t exactly been a model for women to emulate. She’s said some shit of her own over the last couple of years - and before.

Yes, it sucks that women’s clothing is so fraught, but this is about Trump’s hypocrisy in slamming Michelle Obama for not wearing a headscarf and crickets when his wife doesn’t.

Meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. She knew what she was doing. I have no sympathy.

No one made her wear that heavyweight championship of the world gaudy-ass belt though. What she hiding in there?

Nobody cares about Melania’s decision. It’s, once again, Trump’s dumbshit hypocrisy.

Remember, one of the fun parts of this trip is EVERY country in the world has figured out that if you want Trump do what they want, just flatter him and pretend he’s as awesome as he thinks he is. Expect lots of ass kissing on this trip while everybody laughs at him when he’s not in the room

Ya know, what with Trump being given a king’s welcome and all in Saudi Arabia, his ego is going to come back bloated to the size of a gas giant like Jupiter, and he will be convinced that he has the divine right of kings to do whatever he wants ... and therein will lie his doom. He won’t be able to resist completely

We’re gonna need a bigger boat of popcorn.

Let’s just hope that PutinMcTrump doesn’t do to Comey (before Memorial day) what I just did to that mosquito 3 minutes ago.