I met a man in his 20s on my 42nd birthday. Months of some of the best sex ever followed.

Wait, younger men are not worth it? Maybe you’re working with the wrong younger men. Married now, but enjoyed the hell out of a noona romance back in the day.

You may change your mind about this as you age.

Divorce proceedings are just an escalating series of dick moves.

Blac chyna getting shit for clipping 3 clips on her daughters head but white people be slicing the foreskin off their baby boys for no reason? Nah.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

When I heard about this I didn’t think I would give him anything but I might follow this person’s lead:

I’m sorry you lost your wife. My 20 year marriage ended a year ago due to my husband’s midlife crisis. I also have a teenaged son. You know what’s really funny? I read Jalopnik, too. I have a 75 CJ5 that is constantly in need of fixing. That’s one of my hobbies.

I’m a year out of a 20 year marriage. I’m not yet ready to get back on the horse but I can finally see the horse and I’m scared it’s gonna kick me. I’m 43, definitely average looking, but above average in life, otherwise - great career\income, good hobbies, etc.

If you’re hitting it off on the messenger portion for a day/2, go ahead and ask for a real life date. Go somewhere casual. The coffee date is a good idea. Brief, cheap, and you’ll see if you have chemistry IRL. Sometimes you won’t, and that’s OK. Keep on trying. Personally, I met guys a nice well lit bar so I could…

I am sorry for your loss. Don’t be afraid to ask someone (a woman) for help with the profile/photos/messages, once you’re ready to take the leap. I’ve occasionally given my phone to friends while we’re watching a movie or whatever and let them update my profile, and swipe/send intro messages. It can make it a bit more…

I’m so sorry. You are not supposed to feel anything but what you are feeling. Right now just try to take care of yourself—this is a death, just not physical, and everything you are feeling is okay. Continue therapy for yourself and get some nurturing in the form of massage. Nonsexual, compassionate touch is…

obnoxious earworm “Closer”

“Such a nasty astrophysicist.” - Donald Trump about Carl Sagan, maybe

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

But it might have brought out more of the black vote, and that might have made a difference.

Me reacting to pretty much every news story about Trump doing anything...

Hey, I’m an old, menopausal woman. Let’s not stereotype based on age and reproductive status. I’m pro-choice, all the way.

How does Rick know about the Kingdom? I’m pretty sure he mentioned the Kingdom near the end of the episode but I don’t remember the Alexandrians being briefed on what Carol and Morgan are up to before then. Aren’t Carol and Morgan technically still missing? Do the Alexandrians now have contact with the Kingdom that…

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?