"I would still pay $50 to have Alcide come over and just lay on top of me for half an hour."

How awful. I mean there's really no fun way to die from an eruption like that, but this is just so morbidly fascinating. Cooked instantly instead of suffocated by ash? Both are horrendous.

@Girl_Unawares: Same difference in this case, huh? ;-)

@FrankN.Stein: And I have a new desktop. Thank you!

I hate you Lars Ulrich.

@MamaB: And he broke the hearts of his fans by suing them! Metallica was made on fans recording their first concerts on tape and sharing.

@Grilly Chee: He needs to go sit in the shun room with Chris Brown. That way we can all point and laugh gleefully that at least sometimes, abusing women will hurt your career.

@maude_flanders:

@justpointingout: Those are the kind of conversations that keep a marriage spicy (married 11 years here, so yeah).

@FotoVerite: HA! I can see it now:

@phlogiston: I thought it was a good story until I read justpointingout's comment. She actually turned the woman on - damn!

@justpointingout: Holy shit! You actually got hit on in the bathroom (with the potential of a 3 way) from a woman who knew you would kick her ass. That's awesome.

"Telling strangers they're beautiful."

@heytherefancypants: I did this while I had my 8 year old daughter with me. Walked right in past the urinals (didn't even see 'em) and we each took a stall. Right before sitting down I saw a man's shoes underneath the stall. I freaked out for him to get the fuck out and for my daughter to put her pants back on while…

Considering that British soldiers have died in the name of their leader's support of our fucked up war in Iraq, I'm actually outraged and embarrassed at the thought that the Queen is expected to do anything for us.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: That is the best gif I've ever seen and cannot unsee. Bravo!

@LaNocciola: Would that stand for Cock of the Day today? If so, I am in!

I've received a bunch of cock shots (on my phone, not on my face...oh wait, there too, I guess) and they are magnificent!

@ScaryMerry: Same with my husband! Especially the BSG references. I'm like, dude, I have a BSG tattoo, of course I get it and you don't! Sigh, what to do with my non-geek?

@comics0026: Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Fire! Fire!