@Juuuuuules: I put my ovarian cyst rupture right in front of childbirth and behind the herniated disk in my back in pain levels.

@The HZA.: I've had severe endometriosis for about 20 years and my dr. was telling me the same thing re. the ibuprofen and it did work. Except...it then caused all kinds of problems with my stomach. I was suffering from severe canker sores (10-15at a time) for 6 years. After 230 million tests from dentists, doctors,…

@Oceanic: HA! "It's just not fair!"

@sebluver: Me three! Although that made me think of Sarah Palin and I began wondering if maybe she could see the island from her house. Problem solved!

@jcb820: Somebody needs to get over there and watch over Goldie and Kurt stat.

@Piegasm: You should see my invisible castle!

@Pugnacioun: You are not the only one.

Why is it so hard for people to believe that some people actually enjoy acting as a job but don't enjoy 400 people yelling at them to smile, flashing cameras in their face, and swarming them?

@madeofawesome seeks adventure: He supposedly doesn't shower much, right? Dude should get more shit for being smelly on the red carpet than Stewart gets for not smiling.

@Elaken: Oh, gods yes. I have genetic bitchface and look so pissed and unhappy when I don't smile - thin lips that downturn. But I'm not going to walk around smiling all the time just to make others more comfortable. (plus I hate my teeth). I cannot fucking stand that "Smile! It can't be that bad." Maybe my goldfish…

@gravebones: ***snort*** So hearted.

@SomeAuthorGirl: I was hoping they throw him a Twinkie for the munchies after the stoned comment. Then Woody could have called them all scrawny little spit-fucks and I would've laughed and laughed.

@mustia: Thanks so much for the chocolate truffle coffee that just went flying out of my nose!

@MsAnthrope: I thought that she was in shock and was in danger of wandering off and falling down the 8,000 stairs they had up there and they were trying to help. But then I heard about the slap on the ass (did that really happen?!?!), and well, the fury? It burns! It burns my soul!

@they call me ginger: No. no, no, no. Him coming to my house later and taking them off was the hottest thing all night.

@Penny: The key phrase is "with me". That's absolutely normal. You've got a life inside you and you are it's sole protector right now. But I do believe it's been shown that the earlier in the pregnancy, the less damage it can cause. A 7 week old fetus is the size of a nickel right now so I guess it hurts development…

@Penny: Please don't be scared. I am not trying to sound patronizing - you're a intelligent adult woman who doesn't need a stranger's input.

You know, I've been an agnostic for most of my life. But I think I finally have the proof that I have been looking for that there is a higher power.

@bitingfairy: I know! All I could think was, honey you had no problems putting it in your mouth when the money and fame flowed. Is she 15?

@myamphigory: "EAT THE DOUGHNUT, MOTHER!!! EAT IT!!!!"