That was an awesome post. Never watched the show and only noticed when his shit was all over the net. But for some reason I hate this guy. Mean Mom-glare seething hate. I couldn't figure out why I cared so much that I wanted to actually go find him just to bitch-slap him (ala Stewie from Family Guy).
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@CurtCole:
@thequeenofstartingover: Oh man, I LOVED Remember Me. Not so much the sequels. I keep trying to get my 16 year old to read it, but it doesn't beep at her or play music so therefore, it must suck.
@TheFormerJuneBronson: YES! Thank you. I am not a fucking breeder. I have 3 children not a litter. I am a woman who chose to reproduce. I completely respect those who want to remain childless and I certainly don't use offensive terms to describe them.
@Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Me neither. I couldn't understand why nobody could see just what a douche-in-training he was.
Why in the hell would I or my husband want my ponytail to smell like vagina?
@Plum-Pie: Math is hard.
@musicalshoes: I'll bet that chick that went in her Star Trek uniform might. Gotta represent.
This thread is sad. Amazing but sad. I'm trying to not come across as insincere and too trite, but while reading about your love for your pets, it felt like I got to know each pet a bit. They do live on. Thank you for sharing such personal and painful memories. My heart goes out to you all and JS.
@choufleur: Holy hell! Sounds like he has a large and powerful...hammer.
@QoB: No kidding, right? You'd think after all of these years that this wouldn't be a problem!
@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I've been with my husband for over 10 years and STILL have to yell "wrong hole". At least he's learned to go slow because if he hits the "wrong" hole with too much force and no prep, my legs are closed for a least a week in pure fear.
@token_illiterate_commenter: Ahhhh, that would explain Rodney in high school. Poor guy never really got it in right and it was just awkward all around. Too bad, he was hung like a horse, just didn't know what to do with it.
@JessaFields: Dude, if there was ever a reason*** that made me sleep with that douche, mother fucker would be wearing 3 full-size body condoms.
@TheUptightMidwesterner: I know!! On top of all the other shit he's pulled, now he has to taint coke-fueled threesomes?
@greeneyedfem: "how seriously this culture takes relationship violence."
@Helen Valentine: You knew it was coming:
@TheFormerJuneBronson: Thank you for posting that. Thank you.
@Harlot Brontë: You're absolutely correct. I should have (in my post as well as in my head) made a clearer distinction between the responses of sports commentators, the media, etc., and the Grand Slam Committee.