As we all should.

Like literally a gallon of water poured out of his eye, which I'm sure is a trickle to a large Diamond.

He was downright confrontational about it. Good for him. Gotta advance the plot somehow.

He was crying humongous tears, or whatever is in direct proportion to Blue Diamond.

I'm sure it is, and I'm sure he'll find a way.

That was some choice voice-acting by Zach Callison near the climax.

Greg knows his way around large rock women.

ANYONE WANT THIS GIANT FLOATING PRETZEL??!!

FAC-MAN??!!!

SATAN GET BEHIND ME! You can't cut in line like that!

We have a saying here: Get used to it, Hitler!

I'd annex THAT Sudetenland, if you know what I mean.

DikaChoo Choo(?)

Well with John Waters at least you know it's tongue in cheek. Who knows what the deal is with Slayer?

Well, America is already emulating Divine, why stop now?

Let's recreate the final scene in Pink Flamingos, America!
Divine would be so proud.

ALTERNATIVE SPELLING!!!
*drops smoke bomb*

CHA CHA

MULTI-SMUGGER!!

Well now blood is spurting out my nose.