If they are going to riff on 80s horror movies with memorable mall scenes, I hope that Nancy & Eleven go on a mall shopping spree a/la Night of the Comet!

Or beat up a gay man while in prison. Truly, we lost a new Renaissance man for the ages.

I do appreciate that RoboCop 2 actually had a character named RoboCop 2 in it.

Good point. Conservatives are diverse, nuanced group of evil assholes!

Undercoating? Honestly, we don’t even know what that is.

Yeah, just use a ton of paper towels and nuke the absolute shit out of it. This works if you like crispy pepperoni too.

Stop treating movies and TV shows as if they’re puzzles to be solved. Only Westworld’s like that, and even then, it’s not really a puzzle when they don’t tell you relevant information until the very end.

Yes, your comment also reminds me that a certain subtype of nerd exists who absolutely cannot stand the idea that anyone he thinks is not clever might occasionally think of themselves as clever. Like, the whole concept of someone being satisfied by a silly joke they made drives him up the fucking wall, and makes him…

What did I say that even implied that “logic”?

Outer space already has a smooth refreshing drink, thanks.

I fried a turkey with that bag still in there. 

“Mike, behind that tree, it’s Clu Gulager!

...shoot, it was just Monte Markham.”

I know "Counterpoint: Nah" isn't a real Blink 182 album but I feel it could be.

I can understand why King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is bad enough to keep someone away, but I can’t understand why that same someone simultaneously admits to having no problems with a band named Wooden Shjips.

The Mount Rushmore memorial is butt-ugly too. It should be dynamited into oblivion.

Yeah I really didn’t like Jennifer’s Body. Ginger Snaps Back was more fun and that was kinda stupid. Not the first Ginger Snaps that is amazing.

Screw you fart machines are funny

Berwyn!

I just popped up my copy of The Glass Teat after hearing the news today, and the latest introduction contains a long bit where he yells at his old whipping boy James Cameron for ripping off Dean with Avatar, so probably!