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Admittedly, he was much funnier on the Colbert Report. But he still has his moments on The Late Show.

Gosh-darnit, Rocket is cute. 

The Chicken Choker, maybe?

Ugh, Vizios are steaming hot garbage. I was dumb enough to buy two of them. The backlight on one of them failed, and the “smart” functionality of the other crapped out, both within a couple years of ownership. These TVs are cheap for a reason. 

Ugh, Vizios are steaming hot garbage. I was dumb enough to buy two of them. The backlight on one of them failed, and

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, Gleep waits by the phone...

If you got a teenager being forced by his or her parents to order off the kids’ menu, you know what you do? You call the cops on those assholes, because there is some freaky Children Under The Stairs shit going on in that household.

Hey, Mr Prime Minister! ANDY!

There have been other presidents?

I would imagine he meant it more as a statement of fact than as an insult. 

Oh ya-hey!

It’s 45 in Colorado too, that’s the damn problem. Too many mild winters have really fucked up a lot of our forests by letting pine beetles reproduce unchecked by cold snaps that would normally kill some of them off.

Manolo Blahniks: Expensive Italian shoes or a sneeze noise?

I thought so, too.

I wasn’t one of the ones screaming ‘Misogynist!’ but I thought it was still a bone-headed announcement that spoke loads about how clueless & egotistical he’d become. It was basically that self-described pop culture nerd’s version of crowing to everyone on FB about how he was canceling his account.

He got busted for sticking his head in the Shine-O Ball-O too many times. 

Yeah, I got sick of his schtick long before he pulled that stunt. I can’t say it was much of a surprise, but it was still a bit of a bummer. His interests & mine overlap quite a bit, and it was like finding out this new friend you just met is a secret asshole.

Pssst! I think he’s joking!

Yeah, I don’t really agree with the premise of this article. Shows like that, which piled on an audience of paid jeerers against what was usually a comically bad ‘bad guy’ is, at best, a hollow catharsis for the viewer. 

That was a shitty take from ol AVGN, but did it actually have any lasting effect on his popularity?