It would be if they landed today. Unfortunately. 

When I was growing up, toy guns were very swiftly being made to look much less realistic, and outright banned in some cases. Even the NES Zapper was redesigned to look even less like a real gun than it initially did. How the hell did BB guns avoid that sort of regulation?

Well, they could’ve maybe used a taser or something. Or at least they could’ve aimed for somewhere other than the center mass. Other countries have police who face the same situations that ours do, and yet they seem to manage well enough without blowing people away on a daily basis. 

Tilda Swinton, here. 

11 PM?! The horror!

Meh.

Meh.

Oh, I hope not. Colbert turning out to be an asshole would pretty much kill the last few piteous shreds of my faith in humanity for good.

Is 300 HP really that impressive these days? Heck, you could buy a 300 HP Dodge Neon at one time in the recent past. 

Meh.

Not that the deus ex machina of the Falcon saving the day isn’t a tired cliche at this p0int, but it is portrayed in-universe as being something of a sleeper. In Empire, Lando calls it the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy. It’s the Star Wars equivalent of a shitty old pickup truck with a monstrous V8 engine:…

One of the big misconceptions about outer space is that a human body exposed to it will immediately die, freeze up, and become a corpsesickle. That ain’t true at all. Space may be cold, but it’s also a vacuum. This means you can only radiate heat away from your body, not conduct or convect like it like you would in an…

I haven’t seen their Predator re:View yet, so I can’t speak to it. But I watched their Plinkett TLJ review yesterday, and I wasn’t exactly impressed. Between its rambling, disjointed assembly, its incessant nitpicking, and the fact that it makes no arguments that we haven’t already heard a thousand times from other…

Hey, I liked ST3.

Ditto on Bloodborne. I couldn’t make it much past the tutorial, and I didn’t find the gameplay fun enough to really push myself to get better at it.

They weren’t just nitpicking fests, at least at first. There’s some very solid critical analyses in the prequel videos, mixed in among the nit picks and puerile attempts at edgy humor. Mike spends a lot of time in them talking about the history behind the prequels, too, which helps put the movies in context. But this…

Castleton snob.

Well shit, if it’s on Reddit!

Great scott!

Well, overt sexism/racism.