Actual words, or shit he made up, like ‘bigly’? 

‘Retro appeal’ obviously means something very different to a Russian audience.

Oh, how I wish someone would Fredo his ass...

La la la!

I don’t know how to stop them playing altogether, but if you click the mute button, at least it persistently mutes all the previews. 

Geriatric soft-shelled cuck crabs

It’s a slender man on a schooner. Try to cross your eyes & look past the picture. 

Slender Man, please listen

Pence’s fucked-up The People Under The Stairs relationship with his wife, “Mommy,” still creeps me the hell out.

I guess that explains why he hates Alien 3 so much. That movie is about 90% foreheads.

Cohen just plead guilty to 8 counts, too. This is a nice little afternoon surprise. 

Chucking batteries at someone? Surprisingly, not battery. 

You know, it has been an awfully long time since I put that order in...

O hai Q

Credit to Smoochie for not butchering ‘Gehrig.’ 

“Somehow, my get-rich-quick scheme backfired! This has never happened before in the history of get-rich-quick schemes!!”

They are. There’s a big misconception in this article that lithium ion batteries work like old-school alkalines, and can be discharged completely. Lithium ion batteries are very tricky things to charge and discharge reliably, so they almost always contains electronics which monitor & control how much juice goes into &…

I’ll agree with that sentiment. But like I said way upthread, I don’t think anyone’s left to care. We’re all screaming into the void at this point.

You’re an asshole, a dipshit and a hypocrite. Hey, you’re a triple threat!

“Them”? Are you arguing with the turd in your pocket?