I said I’d apologize if you could demonstrate you’re not a complete asshole. You failed miserably. Congrats, asshole.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Literally you did. There is literally no more perfect example of the correct use of ‘literally’ than what I just posted.

Boy you’re really hung up on my missing that one ‘L’ that one time, huh? Shit, son, for all I know, you’re whacked out of your gourd enough to be all three of those posters.

You mean the way you “kindly” accused Colburn of being bought & paid for by Showtime? Now’s who’s being a hypocrite?

Don’t worry, I’m not that UmmDavid person. I’m content to just point out that you’re an asshole on a fairly regular basis around here, despite the overwhelming number of “positive” comments you seem to think justifies your continuing to be an asshole.

No, I think there’s a special category of whiny, shitty conspiracy theorist poster that you’ve carved out all for yourself. And I got no problem being an asshole to an asshole, either; especially one who tosses around “white knight.” Just out of curiosity, how much do you cry about SJWs & virtue signalling on a daily…

Oh wow, I missed your BS crusade against Randall Coburn until now; thanks for pointing it out. UmmDavid’s an unhinged psychopath, and Captain Midnight’s a racist troll. But you’re a serious asshole in your own right, even more than I’d initially thought. If I was Katie or Randall, I’d kick the lot of you out of here.

There’s a difference between recognizing the drop and constantly bitching about it. Our boy here does the latter. A lot.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say stuff like that, as well as the constant bitching you do about the quality of the writing at the AV Club are why the writers of the AV Club don’t really give a shit that you’re being harassed by a psycho asshole.

So these two albums will be leapfrogging each other until time stops. 

My dad was much more Conway Twitty & soundtracks to John Wayne westerns than Eagles. The man was born 50 years old. 

What’s the BTO of your beer, though? Not Fragile, I hope.

Oh man, thank you! It’s been driving me crazy since I first heard it.

It’s purely for nostalgia. It’s set up in a room with an Amiga, an Atari ST, a B&W Mac, and a few other ancient computing devices with less processing power than my watch. 

So that’s what IBU means!

Have you seen some of the movies Christopher Plummer’s been in? You may well not be any cheaper.

The 1070 cost 300 bucks, at least when it was first released. $600 is a whole lot of money for a mid-range card. 

Get off my lawn!

A few months ago, I loaded Windows 98 on an old Pentium, to use as a DOS/early Windows gaming platform. Dear sweet Lord, I’d forgotten what a miserable disaster that OS really was! I spent two hours trying to get a damn sound card working, only to have the PC randomly decide to stop booting Windows at all. Windows 10…