“Quaker Oats. Now with no added mercury.”

Well... I mean... It’s the thought that counts, right?

He’s a latter-day Uwe Boll. 

Yeah, the human characters are square in the ‘nightmare fuel’ slope of the Uncanny Valley. 

Either Cohen is capable of actual mind control, or fucks like Spencer are just looking for any excuse to shout N—— on camera.

“Way down upon the ocean, I’m kicking your ass!”

You started it, Hitler. 

There’s probably a word in German for it. And you can go get fucked in a most uncomfortable position, you Nazi enabler twaddlecock.

I’d like to get one of those bluetooth Amazon speakers/spying appliances. But not until they respond to my voice commands with a monotone “Working...”

RIP to the best voice in three generations. 

Ya really ought to take the time to read the bottom 2/3rds of the article, which lays clear the author’s feelings about Omarosa’s credibility.

Ya really ought to take the time to read the bottom 2/3rds of the article, which lays clear the author’s feelings about Omarosa’s credibility. 

Against Trumpers? Abso-fucking-lutely. Against dipshits who stand in the middle of a show & flip off the band? You bet. Against you? Yeah, probably.

Go clutch at your fake pearls somewhere else, you disingenuous troll. For one thing, I don’t give half a shit when a MAGA chud gets beat down, and I never will. For another, I don’t care who you are or what your political affiliation is, if you stand in the pit at a punk show and continuously flip off the band, even…

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

I don’t see one. 

So someone in Russia is as tinfoil hat-y as Alex Jones. This does not come as a surprise. 

Oooh, ouch! Golly, the hits just keep on coming from ya!

I better not complete that quote, or we could both end up dead.

I feel fairly confident that, if a service like Steam was to go belly-up, it would remove the DRM restrictions in its ecosystem as one of its last acts. Still, the right to actually *own* the game I’m paying for is a huge reason I always buy from services like GOG first.