As an aside, BSL is a huge load of cruel, ignorant, paranoid bullshit. Some of the sweetest, most well-behaved & well-adjusted dogs I’ve ever met fell under BSL, and faced either separation from their families or outright death at the hands of the city. 

Too often, I’ve seen people bring their obviously terrified dogs to a Home Depot. I’m still inclined to say that, unless your dog has a damn good reason to come with you, like they’re helping you choose a new kitchen backsplash, leave them the hell at home.

My last apartment had a 50 pound limit. It’s kind of an arbitrary & pointless limit, as there are plenty of big lazy dogs and small hyper dogs.

I lived upstairs from a shitty family whose shitty dog barked all day & all night, whether they were home or not. I wouldn’t want to exclude all dogs from apartments either, but a badly-behaved dog is sooo much more miserable when you share a wall, ceiling or floor with it.

Maybe Harley will finally discover the concept of ignition timing, and not just fire both cylinders at the same time!

Step 5: Urinate

Aww dammit! I put my sub in, and now all the food disappeared!

Be sure to wipe down the can lips before drinking, especially if the water they’ve been stewing in is at all stagnant or slow-moving. 

I’m going camping this weekend with a new cooler setup: Basically, it’s a mini-fridge in cooler form, powered by a couple of lithium ion battery banks. The batteries are charged from a pair of 60 watt foldable solar panels. I’ve tried this setup at home, and was able to successfully run the cooler from one battery…

Oh go fuck yourself raw, you miserable Trump-sucking apologist. You’re exactly the kind of head-up-your-ass, secretly-cheering-on-the-Nazis excuse-making pile of limp-dick shit that lets this kind of shit get out of control. You have the privilege to yell at other people to “be rational” because all you have to worry…

D’Souza’s not a filmmaker, at least not by training. He started his shitty career off as a born-again Christian apologist, making the rounds at various extra-shitty Evangelical churches. He tried his hand at formal debating, but was soo goddamn terrible at it, he eventually moved to this kind of preaching-to-the-choir…

I didn’t say it did. However, there are undeniable parallels between the scapegoating of illegal immigrants today and the scapegoating of Jews in Nazi Germany. As others here have already pointed out, Hitler didn’t go straight from zero to concentration camps.

I read that as ‘invertebrate douche-bag Dinesh D’Souza.” I think it’s just as apt.

Rounding up illegal immigrants and taking their children away specifically as “punishment for their crimes” doesn’t sound a teensy bit Third Reich-y to you?

It’s the one year anniversary of Nazis marching through Charleston. Never forget that. 

Is Univision just flat-out abusing its staff writers now?

He’s not white enough. Which might be the only time in history where that could be viewed as a net positive for society. 

...”you’re never going to get bigger than what you can do as a youtube imbecile”

Who’s that guy with the big, big head?

Tell me about it. New American Musical Bettleborgia’s Live Act has faced nothing but scorn.