You’re not the boss of me, CPSC!

You are a very strange person.

I can’t sleep knowing that room exists. 

Well I paid for the damn thing when it came out. I might as well revisit it. 

What are you talking about? Wall-mounted AM radios will never go out of style!

I’m betting number 1 was the Amityville Horror house before they remodeled the exterior. 

The Kia Soul-Eater

Half-baked joke, too.

It’s... it’s...

Fred Rogers died in 2003, well into Fox News’ heyday. I feel pretty confident he wouldn’t have ever become one of their shitty acolytes. 

Svengoolie’s on MeTV, MST3000's been rebooted, and now MonsterVision is coming back. Maybe this isn’t quite the darkest timeline possible after all.

This fine fellow speaks only in reposted Daily Mail comments. Unless he can find one that directly addresses both you and your comment, you’re unlikely to hear back.

These days, it can only help.

He mixes blood with oil. He’s a two-cycle asshole. 

Only one way to find out. 

Orphan blood, duh.

Great, let’s build that wall!

Fuck, I wish that was a real film festival!

I well and truly hope this doesn’t suck. I love lighthearted comic movies, even cheesily earnest comic movies. I will always, always take them over grimdark, self-important, “deep” growlcore horse shit comic movies.

And he was adorable!