Ah yes, Penn State, the school that covered up the systematic rape of hundreds of children and protected the perpetrators because it (and its entire football program + fans) is a cult.

It’s finally happened. Florida Man has invaded Alabama with this nonsense. I’ll bet he’s from Pensacola.

“calls that someone was driving around on a jet ski”

the personal matter was that his “fuck off to Cozumel” fund had achieved it’s GoFundMe threshold.

Only 2?

Nah, not passive aggressive enough. How about a 6' inflatable Tigger

The woman might just be insane.

I’m more of an Eeyore, myself.

“We have rules. I don’t want to have to go find out what they are.”

Homeowners Associations = excessive, worthless “government.” Student council for housewives with too much time on their hands.

I’m just happy I got to see Pete Davidson get shot in the face.