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Well it’s nice to see them speaking out now but the flood gates have opened. There’s no downside to jumping on the anti-Kelly bandwagon now and they don’t have to worry about him refusing to write hit songs for them. It would have been nice if people spoke out at the height of his fame. Hopefully people will be this

It is completely ridiculous to rank Chris Pine ahead of Chris Hemsworth. However, he is a worthy second for sure.

“Elderly Spinster Dies Alone, an Empty Husk Pining for Elusive Love and Offspring.”

If you don’t get married, they’ll just talk about your dad. Or maybe your brother.

Patriarchy will find a way.

So, a leg condom?

Touch all this skin, baby.

I have been wondering the same! Excellent query.

Amy Schumer (and her horrible cousin Chuck Schumer) can go fuck themselves too.

All the stars. All of them.

i really laughed at this

For a lot of people, coffee is not their cup of tea.

Yes! I went to brunch (I know) and ordered a tea. I asked for black tea - whatever black tea would be great, with milk and sugar. It came out in a beautiful bodum pot, and literally was one bag of Red Rose DECAF! In an entire pot! I would have loved Lipton. (How do you have fancy bodum pots and charge $4 for tea and

Fuck off

She already addressed this on IG yesterday and said they’ll be going up to size 40 very soon. Can we find something else to be enraged about?

Isn’t less Hollywood nonsense better for this event? I mean...he’s some dry historian who may do a better job of shading Trump than any comedian could do by talking about historical presidents. 

I don't think we get to say what's appropriate when it comes to someone else's grief. 

Shocked. Shocked to find that a man who was so good at trolling Trump was just because he knew exactly the kind of man Trump is: the same as himself.

I like showing people this map when they talk about “going to Africa”. But, Americans talk about Europe as one single country too, though.

Nobody tell Graham about all the black people living in Africa. His reaction face when he realizes it will be priceless.