Also teach your kids not to go running to an unknown dog with arms flying and making loud noises. Dogs don’t always know how to interpret these gestures. 

If only the assault quota was limited to “one.”

I feel bad because my first reaction to this was “what woman hasn’t dealt with that?”. It’s so normal. I feel bad because it’s so commonplace but also because I was so accustomed to sexual assault as a younger woman. So accustomed that if it didn’t happen I thought something was wrong with ME. I thought I knew how…

The boy who has everything could really use a toothbrush holder.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

I was thinking about this subject earlier. When I was 14, there was a boy at school who repeatedly harassed me. And it was really humiliating and emotionally it messed me up for awhile.

I think women are socialised to (over)analyse how our words and deeds impact others and men aren’t. I had a man at work yesterday tell me “You need to calm down” because I raised my voice. Because he was talking over me and not listening to what I was telling him. Completely unaware that my response was the result…

Nicole Kidman was supposed to work with von Trier on Manderlay, the follow-up to Dogville. But she bailed after the experience of shooting the first movie (Bryce Dallas Howard ended up replacing her). That should tell us something.

You are not alone. We are stronger together.

Olivia seems like she may be taking the piss?

See: Brick in Cat on a Hot Tim Roof for the best example of that “peaked early- be a drunk by 35" syndrome.

It endangers nobody and results in more donations of money to help the people who are trying to survive the apocalyptic devastation. It doesn’t even have the large overhead of benefit concerts. I don’t have an issue with it.

They should do a SATC reboot trilogy, a prequel trilogy, a re-reboot trilogy and a origins story trilogy. Then create an HBO Cinematic Universe (HCU), including Girls, Big Little Lies, Entourage, Divorce and Looking. HCU all-cast movies every 2 years.

This is a good point. See also the Transformers movies.

And hey, I just saw Kate McKinnon on a magazine cover wearing boxer shorts and a bikini top— so maybe we don’t have to do the Poster-Girl For The Revolution duties ourselves. All riiiight.

wayaheadofyou.com! I refused to even consider waxing after I turned, like, 25, and switched to boxer shorts + tanktop for the beach. It is the effing BEST.

OK so first you summon a demon. That’s how you get an audience with the devil. Next you sign a contract in your own blood where you agree to trade your immortal soul for whatever it is Kevin James asked for (hint:it wasn’t good looks or weight loss)

I don’t know because he is not EVEN FUNNY. I feel like the Venn diagram of people who are amused by Kevin James and people who voted for Donald Trump is just a circle.

it makes no sense, of course...

Because men can be disgusting Jabbaesque slobs whereas women have to be porcelain collector’s editions kept in their original packaging.