I thought this was Hope Hicks before reading the headline. They both have that same sad smirk/vacant eye thing happening. 

There’s nothing like society making sure to remind you that you’re just a bit of a disappointment to the world because you were born with female genitals. Even in times of grief, it’s important to remember that girls aren’t as good as boys.

Exactly. Josh Kushner was in DC for the woman’s march the day after the inauguration. I think they’ve made their feelings about Trump known. You don’t get to choose your family. Sadly. 

This is why I don’t need horror movies, real life is more terrifying. WTF WORLD?!

I predict an increase in ticket sales as people rush to hate watch it before it leaves theaters. 

Thank you. At least Hallmark Christmas movies are smart enough to know they don’t need to reinvent the wheel, just do a grab bag romance movie of assorted characters and we will watch.  

I love this idea. I want a series of people with flip phones texting their friends by hitting the numbers three times in order to get the proper letter FOR AN ENTIRE SENTENCE. My fear is that low rise jeans may make a comeback though....

The people who make this show are stupid to think people tune in for Ronnie’s drama. there was one scene where Jenny pulled up to Snooki’s car to grab some baby supplies and they called it a baby drug deal, and it was charming and sweet and I would watch an hour of them being silly together over anything Angelina does…

It might have been a golden globe. I don’t care enough to google it. 

Remember when Justin took the opportunity when his wife was nominated for a fucking oscar to make her red carpet interviews all about him. And he owns a home in a super exclusive private resort in Montana but wrote a whole album about how he’s a mountain man? The dude is lame.

How is it we’ve never seen this supposed polyglot speak anything but terrible english? 

You are a phenomenal writer. I have nothing to add, I just wanted to send you a compliment. 

While I do agree with you very very much, I also appreciate that he’s brought drag into the lives of so many people who otherwise might not be open to it. It’s kind of like Punk Rock, a most kids in class will like the Ramones, because they’re mainstream, but some kids will look deeper to find the harder more original…

Doesn’t Mark Burnett own Survivor? Are we really surprised that they wouldnt’ take harassment seriously? Where are the Apprentice tapes?!

Until a man comes forward, no one is going to care. I’m just so tired. When I’m a billionaire I’m totally making the Wonder Woman island a real place so ladies can just leave the men to destroy each other. 

I don’t understand why he doesn’t have a trust fund or something. Why make the kid scrape by and then get massive amounts of money. It’s a disaster in the making. 

Ugh, make your instagram private and turn off notifications. No one cares how many likes you get, especially from bots and strangers. But I do want to see pictures of your baby and your vacations.

They should try an experiment when they makeover someone to not look like the creep everyone assumes has a rape dungeon in their house. 

Do people who design ladies shoes even know what feet look like? Why do they always forget about to include room for toes. 

I feel like those anonymous adoption contracts always forget the one person who is too young to sign, but will be most affected by them.